Privacy

Privacy (the no-bullshit version)

We respect your privacy. Not in a creepy, “we read everything” way — in a mind your business way.

Here’s the deal.

What we collect

• Your email address (if you give it to us)
• That’s basically it

We don’t ask for:

• your life story
• your trauma
• your star sign
• your search history

Just your email, so we can send you a Bloom.

What we do with it

We use your email to:

• send you Bloombiatch content
• deliver daily (or occasional) motivational messages
• run the site without it falling over

That’s it.

We do not:

• sell your data
• rent your data
• trade your data
• stalk you across the internet

If that ever changes, we’ll say so. Loudly.

Emails & unsubscribing

Every email we send includes an unsubscribe link.

Click it. You’re out. No guilt. No drama.

We don’t chase people who leave. That’s weird.

Third-party services

We use a small number of trusted tools to keep this thing running (like email delivery and hosting).

They:

• only get what they need to function
• don’t get permission to do shady shit

Cookies (the boring bit)

Yes, the site may use basic cookies or analytics so we know:

• if the site works
• if people actually show up

No invasive tracking. No creepy profiling.

Security

We take reasonable steps to keep your information safe.

That said, the internet is the internet. Nothing is 100% bulletproof. We do our best.

Changes

If we update this policy, we’ll update this page.

No sneaky retroactive nonsense.

Questions?

If you have a genuine question about privacy, you can contact us via the site.

If you’re looking for a 40-page legal document full of jargon — this isn’t that.

Short version: We don’t want your data. We don’t sell your data. We just want to send you something that kicks you forward.

Bloom on, biatch. 🌸