Terms

Terms (read this or don’t)

Welcome to Bloombiatch.

By being here, clicking things, or consuming Bloombiatch content, you’re agreeing to the following. It’s not scary. Just pay attention.

What Bloombiatch is

Bloombiatch provides motivational, inspirational, and occasionally blunt content.

It is:

• opinionated
• fictional
• meant to kick you forward

It is not:

• therapy
• medical advice
• mental health treatment
• life coaching with credentials

If you need professional help, go get it. Seriously.

Use it like a grown-up

You agree to:

• use the site for personal, lawful purposes
• not try to break it, scrape it, or do weird tech stuff
• not pretend Bloombiatch told you to do something illegal, dangerous, or stupid

You are responsible for your own decisions.

Bloombiatch is a voice in your ear — not your legal guardian.

Content boundaries

The content may include:

• swearing
• strong opinions
• confrontational language

If that offends you, this is not your place. No hard feelings.

No guarantees

We do not promise:

• results
• transformation
• enlightenment
• that today’s Bloom will change your life

Sometimes it will hit. Sometimes it won’t. That’s how humans work.

Emails & access

We may send emails if you sign up.

You can unsubscribe anytime. We won’t beg. We won’t guilt you.

Intellectual property (yes, this part)

All Bloombiatch content belongs to Bloombiatch.

You’re welcome to:

• read it
• feel things about it
• share screenshots (credit us)

You’re not allowed to:

• resell it
• claim it as your own
• turn it into merch without permission

Don’t be that person.

Liability (important bit)

Bloombiatch is not liable for:

• decisions you make
• actions you take
• consequences of ignoring common sense

If you quit your job, text your ex, or start a new life because of a Bloom — that’s on you.

We believe in you. We’re not responsible for you.

Changes

These terms may change.

If they do, we’ll update this page. Using the site after changes means you accept them.

Jurisdiction

These terms are governed by applicable laws where Bloombiatch operates.

(Yes, this sentence exists purely because lawyers insist.)

Final word

Bloombiatch exists to:

• motivate
• challenge
• push you forward

Not to hold your hand. Not to make decisions for you.

If you’re here, you’re choosing growth — even when it swears at you.

Bloom responsibly. 🌸